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jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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orusama:

Japan has 3 alphabets to discourage weeaboos from learning Japanese.

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rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

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prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

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clockworkquell:

p-istos:

So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you

if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

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